- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A dog was barking at a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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