RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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