- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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