Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A man walks into a bar

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Yo Momma So Fat!

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

DERP

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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