How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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