Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Knock Knock. Come in.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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