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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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