Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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