a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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