- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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