- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Women can vote? WTF

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Where's my baby??

Pickles are moist.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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