- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

You know what's natural? Bears.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

tim has no humor

And you honored it I see :P

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