- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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