- Anti Joke

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.