- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

brock has small hands for a small job

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Racial Equality

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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