Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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