why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Bob Saget that is all

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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