Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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whats black? the colour

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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