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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What's better than a stick? A stone

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.