- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How about that airline food?

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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