- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

knock knock come in

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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