-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call an arab ?

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock Knock! F*ck off

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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