- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

There's my tractor.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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