Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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I was watching Fox news.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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