- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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