Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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