Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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