Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Skrillex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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