what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Matt is not funny.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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