If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

The Braves win the N.L. east

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Not Steve Jobs

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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