- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

who is awesome? no one...

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

How are you? Yes

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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