- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Colby is gay.... thats it

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Dubstep < Music

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Rebecca Black

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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