A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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