Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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monkey sponge

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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porn-hub

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Chicken

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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