- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What is black but also yellow? A song.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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