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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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