- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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