- Anti Joke

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What do you call a black priest? Father

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.