a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Justin Bieber having an erection.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Please spell dyslexia.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

FAP

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Joay impistato is a fig

Hi my name is Jim

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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