- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

IU football

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

a man walks into a prostitute.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Mitt Romney.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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