Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Fox News.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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