What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

I enjoy anal.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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