What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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i love huge wieners.

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bitches be crafty.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Fox News.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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