- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

I enjoy anal.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Once upon a time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

shea kisses a girl

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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