- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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