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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

How old is victor? Old

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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