Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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