What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Dubstep < Music

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School

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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