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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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