A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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