How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A child with cancer grows up.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Anti Joke

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