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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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