Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What's the deal with airline food?

this is gay

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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