- Anti Joke

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

If you're reading this, you can read.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

crap!!

Joay impistato is a fig

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

If you're reading this, you can read.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

knock knock go away

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

crap!!

Joay impistato is a fig

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

If you're reading this, you can read.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

knock knock go away

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.