What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Unnnnnnnn

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Iggy Azalea

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Blind people can't read this.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

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