An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I like pom

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I never asked for this.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

T-Dog scare me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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