- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

I have a crush on my dad.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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