An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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