- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

women's rights.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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