- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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