Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Penis.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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