A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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