? I hate niiggers ?

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

rose are red violets should be purple

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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