- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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