Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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The cow went moo

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fart+fart=poop

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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whats really hot the sun

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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