Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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