- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Anti Joke

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