- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

God is real

Joey mayer's face

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

thermodynamics?

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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