Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

i cant think of one.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

im black

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Jews

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Hi.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

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