Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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heat!

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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BOOBALANBOO

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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