- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

So a black man hails a taxi...

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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