- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Republicans

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

How many cows say moo? All of them

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Women's rights...

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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