There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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The Bible

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's 4+7 47

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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