- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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