obama

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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whats brown? poop.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Dubstep < Music

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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hi patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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