Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Straight men can be bronies.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Ouch.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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