- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Like if you like big tits.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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